Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Summer Book Reading List

The end of summer 2006 is nigh, so continuing my streak of un-original post ideas, I present the following list of books I've read this summer:

1) Canadian Professional Engineering and Geoscience: Practice and Ethics by Gordon C. Andrews

2) Law for Professional Engineers, 3rd Edition, by D.L. Marston

3) The Penelopiad, by Margaret Atwood There are two really important reasons I placed these books first on my list.

a) Upon first glance of the titles people think I’m smart
b) I had to read the first two for homework.

The Ethics and Law textbooks were required reading, as I was preparing for the Ontario Professional Engineers Exam. For textbooks, they actually turned out to be pretty good reading. The case studies were riveting, and I actually learned something about law and ethics this summer. As for the third book, I wouldn’t call myself the biggest Atwood fan in the world. Sometimes her books are just too damn “lit’ry”. (That whooshing sound is the loss of any credibility earned at the beginning of this post.) But The Penelopiad is a crafty little tale and an almost perfect way to exercise those brain cells over a long, hot, war-torn summer. It’s tied with The Robber Bride as my favorite Atwood book.

4) The Ultimates Vol. 1 & 2 by Mark Millar, Bryan Hitch & Andrew Currie
5) Maus: I – My Father Bleeds History by Art Spiegelman
6) Y - The Last Man Vol. 1- 3 by Brian K. Vaughan, Pia Guerra & Jose Marzan, Jr.
7) Mail Order Bride by Mark Kalesniko

I was trolling the local libraries in between study sessions this summer and made a happy discovery. Most public libraries now have a section devoted to graphic novels of all kinds. So that’s where I picked up these next four books.

The Ultimates was a really fun read. Marvel Comic’s “Ultimate” Line of books are modern updates on classic superhero origin stories. The Ultimates is Marvel’s update of the Avengers, bringing the team to the new and darker, post-9-11 world. I got on this bandwagon fairly late, but Mark Millar’s writing and Bryan Hitches photo-real art have me hooked.

Maus is Art Spiegelman’s Pulitzer Prize award winning rendition of the Holocaust as recalled by his father, Vladek. In Maus, Spiegelman depicts the Jews as mice, the Poles as pigs and the Germans as cats, resulting in artwork that’s as haunting as the stories themselves. Highly recommended reading.

Y-The Last Man is the story of a mysterious plague that wipes out every animal with a Y-chromosome except for Yorick, an amateur escape artist, and Ampersand, his pet monkey. The graphic novel attempts a realistic look at the tragedy and the comedy in this weird post-apocalyptic world where 99% of the world’s landowners, 97% of commercial airline pilots and 85% of all government representatives have died in a violent explosion of blood and brain matter. My friend, Jenni recommended this book, and my sister in-law, Sarah is also hooked. My wife is hesitant to read it, because she hates comics, and she’s reading this humongoid book, but the writing is too good for her to pass up on this one.

Mail Order Bride. I’ve never heard of it before. I picked this book up on a whim. I’m glad I did. It’s about an ineffectual comic book store owner and his Korean mail order bride, and the merry hell they generate in each other’s lives. It’s a pretty good meditation on racial and sexual politics.

8) The Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown

(everybody knows what the damn book looks like)

9) Beyond Band of Brothers: The War Memoirs of Maj. Dick Winters by Dick Winters and Cole C. Kingseed 10) Without You: A Memoir of Love, Loss and the Musical Rent by Anthony Rapp
I purchased these books-on-tape from Audible.com to help entertain me on my long drives between Ontario, New Jersey and Pennsylvania. Now, I can’t be the only one who thought the Da Vinci Code was a piece of crap. It’s a great premise, but it’s a boring book.

Beyond Band of Brothers was very good. It made be cry all the way from Scranton, PA to Binghamton, NY. It’s really sad to think that the few remaining men who fought in Easy Company during World War II are going to be all gone within the next few years.

Without You was really nice at first, especially when it focused on the creation of the Broadway musical Rent, and when the author wrote about dealing with his mother’s illness. But it started to get a bit tedious near the end. But then again, so were the long-ass trips to the States.

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

YMCA HOSTS CHARITY SELF-DEFENSE CLINIC

On Thursday, August 24th, an introductory self defense clinic was hosted the A.R. Kaufman YMCA in Kitchener, Waterloo by Region 15’s newest club, True North Martial Arts. The clinic was instructed by Mr. Ali Williams, E Dan. Clinic participants included members of the YMCA as well as employees from local businessess. The registration fee for the event was $10 per person. The proceeds of the event were donated to the YMCA’s Partners for Youth Campaign, a charity that helps fund membership fees for families and children in need.

The hour-long event covered many different topics including, hand and feet techniques, active and passive self-defense, as well as meditative breathing skills. Participants were lively, energetic and actively engaged in learning the multiple self-defense holds and escapes introduced in the clinic. Clinic participants raised $200 for the Partner’s for Youth Campaign.

Special thanks go out to the following:

Participants & Contributors
Kristy Baerg, Rachel Brown, Rhonda Burns, Dawn Burnett, Teresa Cornwell, Mauro Cortes, Debbie Karmaschek, Andrea Kauppinen, Suzanne Little, Caleb MacDonald, Sheila Mutton, Donna Perk, Caroline Valeriote, Ali Williams, Barbara Ingrata, Randy Knudsen, Kelly Knudsen, Donna Verbakel

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Quiz answers

1) "d", sandalwood

2) both "c" and "d" were wrong. my bad. The Remains of the Day was directed by James Ivory, based on the novel by Kazuo Ishiguro, who also wrote Never Let Me Go.

3) "Fish" lied to get a role in Apocalypse Now, a movie with a shooting schedule so long that he practically came of age during production. Useless fact #1: Did you know that Marlon Brando was so unprepared for the movie that director Francis Ford Coppola had to read Heart of Darkness out loud to him in between takes? Useless fact #2: someone should do a film class on the similarities between Apocalypse Now and The Wizard of Oz.

4) "b" is the right answer. Answer "c" is the code names of the Deadly Viper Assassination Squad from Kill Bill (visit link to read the kick ass uncut original screenplay).

5) the correct answer is "h". The pollen thing sure came in handy when she was attacked by a swarm of semi-sentient wasps, let me tell you...

6) "a" pot-lid is correct. Ang shoulda got that one. You're slippin' New Girl!

7) "d" is the correct answer. It's also something I say just before Teresa and I get freaky.... Noooch!

8) "b" is the correct answer. All other lines were from Quentin Tarantino movies.

9) "a" is correct. Captain Canuck is a sorely underrated and rarely used hero. Frank Miller should do a dark and gritty retelling of the origin story a la Dark Night Returns.

10) "c" is correct. I'm still laughing just thinkin of that scene. I wonder how Jenni got that one correct.... hmmm...?

Word scramble. Any one who got that one right can kiss my grits! NOOOOCH!

And the official winner (wiener?) of the first ever All Time Best Quiz is Jenni, who got seven out of ten.

Sunday, August 20, 2006

All Time Best Pop Quiz

Proving I have no original thoughts, I've decided to steal Jenni's idea at create this pop quiz (except for some reason, mine is not funny). The quiz subjects will be based on the books and movies listed in my "All Time Best" list (except for one or two exceptions). I thought of awarding a prize for the person who posts the most correct replies, but decided that would take too much work. Winners will just have to be satisfied with the knowledge that they are just a nerdy as I am.

1) Roland the Gunslinger from the Dark Tower is armed with a mystical set of pistols, with specially made grips. What wood are the grips made out of:

a) ironwood
b) ghostwood
c) mahogany
d) sandalwood

2) Ang Lee, director of Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, made all of the following films except:

a) Hulk
b) Brokeback Mountain
c) The Remains of the Day
d) The House of Flying Daggers

3) Way back before he played Morpheus in the Matrix movies, a then 14-year old Laurence Fishburne lied about his age in order to get a role in which one of the following movies:

a) The Godfather
b) Apocalypse Now
c) Shaft
d) Mother, Jugs and Speed

4) The 5 Deadly Venoms are:

a) toad, snake, amphibian, caterpillar, platypus
b) snake, centipede, lizard, scorpion, toad
c) black mamba, california mountain snake, cobra, sidewinder, cottonmouth
d) asp, stingray, stone fish, salamander, jellyfish

5) Nerd Bonus!!! Speaking of venom, the Kagero, the female ninja in Ninja Scrolls has the following very special power:

a) her years as a royal poison taster makes her lethal to the touch
b) she can mentally control poisonous snakes
c) she throws poison tipped ninja stars
d) she can magically disperse drug-laced rose pollen
e) none of the above
f) both a and b
g) all of the above
h) both a and d
i) both a and c

6) In Battle Royal, Shuya Nanahara, the hero of the movie is assigned crappy weapon in his pack. The weapon is:

a) a pot lid
b) a police whistle
c) a megaphone
d) a flashlight

7) In Karate Kid, the motto of the Cobra Kai is:

a) "Shoot to kill!"
b) "In space, no one can hear you scream!"
c) "Never get into a land war in Asia!"
d) "Strike first, strike hard, no mercy, sir!"

8) Which famous line is from the movie, The Princess Bride:

a) "Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I wouldn't know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy @$#&!"
b) "It is conceivable, you miserable vomitous mass, that I'm only lying here because I lack the strength to stand."
c) "I might never have liked you. Point in fact, I despise you. But that doesn't suggest I don't respect you."
d) "If you wanna know something he won't tell ya, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb is next."

9) Which name is NOT a character in The Watchmen:

a) Captain Canuck
b) The Nite Owl
c) The Silk Spectre
d) The Comedian

10) Extra Special Nerd Bonus: In Clerk's II, what is the name of Elias's girlfriend's "mouth-troll".

a) Hailey-tosis
b) Molar-Ram
c) Lister-fiend
d) Samwise Gum-gee

Extra, extra bonus word scramble: IAL SI A RNDE

General Update

These past few months have been busy work wise, so Tang Soo Do has taken the back burner as of late. All that is about to change. This Thursday, I will be instructing the self-defense clinic at the K-W YMCA (with Teresa assisting). Also, I recently started crunching the numbers and putting together the general business plan for a YMCA based Tang Soo Do program. I spoke with both Master Vaughn and Mr. Boriello (from Region 8) who gave lots of good advice. Teresa and I also had a really illuminating chat with Manny from Champion's Way, a company that provides assistance to folk who run martial arts studio's. Prospects are looking really good and we continue to work towards getting an official WTSDA studio here in Ontario.

Julie Christie, a black belt from Vaughn's Dojang, was nice enough to forward me some pictures from the recent WTSDA World Tournament:

Here's Vaughn's Dojang Demo Team celebrating their 3rd place prize for their James Bond/Austin Powers competition demo. It's really good to see these kids carrying on the demo leadership. Mike and Lauren can attest to how hard it is to compete against all the other teams from across the world, and how good it feels to celebrate your victories with your Tang Soo Do brother's and sister's. Carry on, guys!


Here's Karen (in the white sparring gear) setting up her opponent for a "cherry" roundhouse kick to the midsection. I've been fortunate to watch Karen grow up the past eight years, developing into quite a martial artist. Also, she's got one of the greatest smiles in Tang Soo Do, (as well as one hell of a roundhouse kick). Cheers, Karen!


Mister Vu!!!! Everybody loves Mr. Vu!!!

God I miss Vaughn's Dojang!


Here is a picture of me back in 2003 at the Freedom's Foundation, back when I had dread locks.

Peace out folks.

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Mmmmeltdooowns!

This past summer has been great for watching aging movie stars meltdown. Mel Gibson, man! Cheeses-peeezes what where you thinking? I guess you were thinking: "It's time to go on a booze-fueled and bigotry bender!" It's quite obvious you weren't thinking "What would Jesus do?"

Now I've got to admit a bit of guilt, here. As horrible as Mel Gibson's comments were to the Jewish community, and as pathetic as his apology was, there is one little event that fateful night, that gives me and my friend Mike Wex the giggles whenever we mention it. We cackle like a pair of Gollums. To me, it's evidence of how horror and comedy are so closely linked.

Apparently as Mel Gibson was being booked, for a night in the drunk tank by a female police officer (after being restrained from urinating on the floor), he said to her, and I quote: "What do you think you're looking at, sugartits?"

"Sugartits"?

.... the man said "sugartits"?

The arrogance in that one sentence is astounding. I guess I really shouldn't be appalled that a man who thinks Jews are behind all wars also thinks it's okay to call a peace officer a really disparaging name. But I will give the man his due. He is a very creative person. After all, who amongst us here, in the midst of being arrested, would even think of string the words "sugar" and the word "tits", and then using that word in reference to the officer who was currently processing us for a night in the tank.

Yes, my friends, Mel Gibson may be a stupid, ignorant, mysoginistic, racist, MF'er...

...I guess that sentence was finished after all.

Tomorrow...

...is a big day for True North Martial Arts.

Tomorrow, I will be meeting with the local YMCA about becoming part of their fitness program. I'm very excited, preparing a lot of materials for a little presentation.

Wish me luck!


By the way...

On a little miffed off note, I'm noticing that I'm being spammed in my comment's sections. Some anonymous prat is posting a link to some shady crappy site on my blog. So general warning to you readers, check before you click any links.